I just happened across this in a comment on the big Linux Deal that the
HHS signed with Novell. Thought the people around here might find it

"If I were runnign Novell's marketing, my message would be the
equivalent of saying, we're like your old steady girl friend you left
for a hottie who turned out to secretly be a psychotic *****. And by the
way, we've been spending a lot of time in the gym, and your friends have
been noticing."

Justin Grote
Network Architect
JWG Networks