A trucker stops for a red light, a Irregular catches up. He/She jumps out of his/her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Felton/Shaun/etc. and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the Irregular catches up again. He/She jumps out of his/her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the Irregular says brightly, "Hi my name is Kim/Shaun/etc., and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores him/her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the Irregular gets out of his/her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again he/she says "Hi, my name is Boomer/Jay/etc., and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the Irregular. He knocks on her window, and after he/she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Kentucky and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"