Things Got Ya Down?

Well Then, Consider These . . .

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died

in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,

regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had

something to do with the supernatural. No one could

the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am. Sunday, so
a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am ,

all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to
see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all
about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and
other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Willie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so
he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of
the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen

shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of
wire running from his waist towards the electric
kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she
whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his

Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany . Suddenly, all two
thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage

on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender"

stamped on it.

Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was

blown to bits.

There now, Feeling Better????

"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us
who do."