A Irrelular is 72 years old and loves to fish.

The Irrelular was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a
voice say, 'Pick me up.'

The Irrelular looked around and couldn't see any one. The Irrelular
thought he/she was dreaming when she/he heard the voice say again,

'Pick me up.'

The Irrelular looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a

The Irrelular said, 'Are you talking to me?' ?

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and
I'll turn into the most beautiful woman/man/sheep you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because
you will have me as your bride/groom/stable mate.'

The Irrelular looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked
it up carefully, and placed it in his/her front breast pocket. (have
you ever wondered if anyone has a back breast pocket?)

Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I
said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride/groom/stable mate.' ?

The Irrelular opened her/his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'