So I was thinking (terrible I know)

So like, cats always land on their feet, right?

And like, buttered toast always lands buttered side down, right?

So like if you took buttered toast and put it buttered side up and tied
it to the top of the cat's back and then dropped the cat, wouldn't you
end up with a perpetual motion device where it just spun around?

Then you could like hook it up to a pully or something and turn a

Yeah, I know, but the mental picture I got was pretty hilarious.