Order some books from Amazon. Shipped via UPS. Here's the tracking info.

January 15, 2009 11:21:00 AM GREENSBORO NC Arrival Scan
January 13, 2009 05:23:00 AM KANSAS CITY KS Shipment has left seller
facility and is in transit

I live in the lower half of Missouri. About an hour and a half away
from Springfield. WTF did they send it to Greensboro NC from Kansas
City. That added an extra two days to a delivery. Well four days
considering it's not suppose to be delivered until the twentieth.

Matthew - The Great System Tyrant