I'm selling an old TV on eBay right now, and in the last picture in the
auction I show a closeup of a nick in the glass which is circled in
black. Then in my auction description I include the following text.

"In addition, there is a small nick in the glass as circled in the fourth
picture that was caused during a previous move. The nick is more
noticeable in the picture due to the close of proximity of the camera and
flash. The nick is normally not noticeable, but I do want to point it out
for full disclosure."

This morning I get the following e-mail from someone about my auction.

"Why do you have a dot circled on the TV?"

HELLO? I mean, really. Is it that frigging hard to read an auction

Does this washcloth smell like chloroform?