not a computer programmer, web designer, database administrator,
electronic technician, or super know-it-all computer guru who can fix
the Internet.

On top of that I can't just rewrite a program to make it work the way
you want it to. I can submit a feature request if you would like.

Oh, yeah. I'm not a secret hacker either who spends his nights toiling
away trying to break into secret government computers.

From now on I think I will be known as 'The guy who works on the
computers, but isn't really that smart. Kind of an idiot actually. Come
to think of it he's kind of weird and unsocial. Maybe we should leave
him alone. He looks like a cereal killer.' xD