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Frank McCallister
21-Jun-2007, 11:15 PM
I got this email today :>)

Dedicated to Gramps


Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot
when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
was going."

"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife
too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde
hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she' s wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Gotta love them helpful old men!!!


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Frank McCallister
COMPUMAC

Stevo
21-Jun-2007, 11:21 PM
LOL! Good one!

Blinky Bill
22-Jun-2007, 03:53 AM
LOL, great for a Friday afternoon.

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Mary Matthews
22-Jun-2007, 01:50 PM
ROFL!! That's SO what my grandfather was like...and he'd get away with
pinching her on the butt to boot!

OrangeBlossom
22-Jun-2007, 01:58 PM
haha, very good.

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Doug Black
22-Jun-2007, 03:48 PM
In a related vein:

>
>
> WILL I LIVE TO BE 80?
>
> I recently picked a new primary care physician. After
> two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was
> doing "fairly well" for my age.
>
> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
> resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
>
> He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or
> wine?"
>
> "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
>
> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
> barbecued ribs?"
>
> "No," I said.
>
> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
> golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
>
> "No, I don't," I said.
>
> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a
> lot of sex?"
>
> "No," I said, "I don't do any of those things."
>
> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a
> s---?"

Craig
22-Jun-2007, 05:39 PM
Ha!
"Doug Black" <""dougd otb lack\"@osumc .edu"> wrote in message
news:3jRei.455$Rg7.254@prv-forum2.provo.novell.com...
> In a related vein:
>
> >
> >
> > WILL I LIVE TO BE 80?
> >
> > I recently picked a new primary care physician. After
> > two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was
> > doing "fairly well" for my age.
> >
> > A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
> > resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
> >
> > He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or
> > wine?"
> >
> > "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
> >
> > Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
> > barbecued ribs?"
> >
> > "No," I said.
> >
> > "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
> > golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
> >
> > "No, I don't," I said.
> >
> > He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a
> > lot of sex?"
> >
> > "No," I said, "I don't do any of those things."
> >
> > He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a
> > s---?"
>

Doug Black
22-Jun-2007, 06:39 PM
Craig,
> Ha!

I'm glad SOMEONE liked it. <sulk>

Ben S.
22-Jun-2007, 06:42 PM
HAHAHA, That was great!

Ben S.
22-Jun-2007, 06:42 PM
<VBG> That'll be me in 40 years.... despite the fact I'll probably still be
single then too.