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Sewermonger
28-Jun-2007, 08:58 PM
How long has it been since I dropped a pun-ishing bomb on yew folks?


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Jay Calderwood
28-Jun-2007, 09:02 PM
Sewermonger wrote:
> How long has it been since I dropped a pun-ishing bomb on yew folks?
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years?

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G of Borg
28-Jun-2007, 09:09 PM
> How long has it been since I dropped a pun-ishing bomb on yew folks?
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Dew it!

Jim Henderson
28-Jun-2007, 10:48 PM
On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:58:23 +0000, Sewermonger wrote:

> How long has it been since I dropped a pun-ishing bomb on yew folks?

1 hour, 50 minutes and counting...

Jim

Sewer
29-Jun-2007, 12:29 AM
Jan: Good evening and welcome to another edition of Weedend Update.
We've got a packed show for you today, as there's lots happening
both on the Island and in the world.

Tan: Just before we start, I'd like to introduce our special guest
analyst for today . . . . umm . . . . sorry, what was your
name again?

Jon: Medium.

Tan: (puzzled look on face) . . . . Medium? How in the world did you get a
name like Medium?!?

Jon: Well, my parents couldn't decide what to call me, so they picked my
name out of a hat.

(Tan and Jan take a few seconds to think about this, then accept it and
move on)

Jan: Well, here's the news for tonight. The St. Michael's Church
Board released plans today for an emotional support group
for middle aged men experienceing hair loss.

Jon: Yes. Apparently they close every meeting with the benediction, "Go,
and thin no more."

Tan: And two priests from a local monastery here on the island have
decided to go into business together, opening a gourmet fish and
chips restaurant.

Jon: They are known far and wide as the fish friar and the chip monk.

Jan: A group of 3000 protesters met on the Legislature lawns in Victoria
this past weekend to protest the early age at which racehorses are
taken from their mothers.

Jon: Well, you know what they say. A foal and his mummy are soon parted.

Tan: A group of scientists from UBC have decided to set up a study to
find out why crows always perch on telephone wires.

Jon: Preliminary findings indicate that the birds just like to make long
distance caws.

Jan: Also, the "Society Against Weight Loss" has released a petition
calling for a ban on all dieting.

Jon: Yes, their catch slogan is, "A waist is a terrible thing to mind."

Tan: On a lighter note, it has been reported that a pair of sparrows
had nested in the rafters at the church in Quadra Island.
Apparently, the birds would jump around, pecking and flapping,
creating a terrible disturbance during Sunday morning service.

Jan: That's right. The church was at a loss as to how to get rid of the
rambunctious birds, until the Pastor hit upon the bright idea of
luring the birds away from the building by placing an ice cream
cone in the adjacent tree. The sparrows immediately flew to the
tree to enjoy the golden wafer treat.

Jon: (pause) Sounds like a simple case of stilling two birds with one's
cone

Sewermonger
29-Jun-2007, 01:38 AM
Can yew prove that number? Is it a prime candidate?


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Jim Henderson
29-Jun-2007, 04:23 AM
On Fri, 29 Jun 2007 00:38:02 +0000, Sewermonger wrote:

> Can yew prove that number? Is it a prime candidate?

I certainly can:

My post, timestamped 3:48 PM, yours timestamped 1:58 PM. Subtract. ;-)

Jim

Sewermonger
29-Jun-2007, 05:16 AM
Higher math functions are too difficult four me

Sewermonger
29-Jun-2007, 05:17 AM
yew no eye can't count

Sewermonger
29-Jun-2007, 05:20 AM
I may be stoned for the post above this one. %^)


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Jim Henderson
29-Jun-2007, 05:23 AM
On Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:16:45 +0000, Sewermonger wrote:

> Higher math functions are too difficult four me

That's OK, I did it for you - 1 hour, 50 minutes. :-)

Jim

dan c.
29-Jun-2007, 03:13 PM
LOL! This is funny.

Sewer wrote:
> Jan: Good evening and welcome to another edition of Weedend Update...
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Sewermonger
01-Jul-2007, 05:47 PM
appreciate that my friend
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