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roman modic
18-Jul-2007, 02:17 PM

Matsumoto and Wall and van Rossum
One day were dissecting a 'possum;
But they found that his wetware
Was all based on Netware
And so they decided to toss 'im.

I found it on the following Ruby page:

There once was a language named Ruby
That did wondrous things for the newbie;
The programs they made
Would help them get laid
Even though they were nerdy and gooby.

Disclaimers: The respective creators of Perl, Ruby, and Python do not
necessarily know each other or hang out together. We don't necessarily
condone promiscuity or animal neurosurgery or Netware.

Cheers, Roman

Joseph Marton
18-Jul-2007, 02:34 PM
On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 13:17:34 +0000, roman modic wrote:

> Hello!

Reminds me of a limerick I once heard told by Andrew Dice Clay. It goes
like this:

Hickery dickery dock.


"Mostly me, mostly you."

Anders Gustafsson
18-Jul-2007, 06:51 PM
Shall I post something from "World's best Dirty limericks?" :)

- Anders Gustafsson, Engineer, CNE6, ASE
NSC Volunteer Sysop
Pedago, The Aaland Islands (N60 E20)

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