Went to a ball game with 15 other guys from church last night. We
noted several large birds circling rather high overhead. Not sure what
they were - they had definite white stripes near the ends of their arms.

Anyway...of course we joked about the birds looking for likely targets.

Later, I realized I had received a text message, and opened my phone,
then grabbed my glasses which were hanging on the collar of my shirt.
Immediately, I noticed something was awry....I couldn't see.

There was bird poo on my glasses. How in the world did that
happen?...The glasses were right under my chins!