Or maybe that should just be de-wire.

The chiropractor says I should switch my mouse and my pocketbook to the
other hand.

I'd be interested to hear from anyone else who's had to live in the
off-hand world. It's making me dizzy. Perhaps a beer or three would
correct the spin, provided I lifted them with the right hand. Or would
that now be the left?

Thank goodness my office is semi-private so my coworkers don't have to
witness the sad, spastic, futile flailing of my right hand as it grabs
for the mouse that's no longer there.

In search of a good set of left-handed mouse pointers,