Average Command Latency: 219ms

219 milliseconds?? WHAT THE LARD LOVING TUB OF A FREE-LOADING UNCLE IS
THAT?? Normally, that number is in the 15-25 range. The disk-drives
attached to this unbrainy-bear are rated for under even 15ms latency. Why
the TWINKY is it taking over a FIFTH OF A SECOND to do a freaking I/O op?

10 times slower than it should be!

GET THIS ALBATROSS OFF OF MY NECK!!!

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--Borg Consulate--
Tape backup, the bane of my existance