A woman went to a walk-in clinic where she was seen by a young, new
doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor
told her she was pregnant. She burst out screaming as she ran down the
hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she
told him what happened. After listening, he had her sit down and relax
in another room.

The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor
was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years
old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her
she was pregnant?"

The young doctor continued to write on his clipboard, and without
looking up, asked, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us
who do."