We at Assured Computing, Inc. decided to raise our rate from $90.00 to
$150.00. I wonder how many clients we'll lose.

I need a tech REAL bad.
I neee a REAL tech bad.
I need a REAL bad tech.

Getting the data out of MS Retail Management System so it can be imported
into SQL-Ledger is a real pain.

Have you heard the one about the absent minded professor that kissed the
door and slammed his wife?

I want to setup my SuSE workstation to connect to Cisco PIX VPN but it
just laughes at me.

I need a vacation.

You are so ugly flies won't land on you.

Goldfish, "Look. There's a rock."
"Look. There's a rock."
"Look. There's a rock."
"Look. There's a rock."
....

Babble on McDuff ...