Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went
into a shop.

We were only in here for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking
ticket. We went up to him and said,
"Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having worn tires.

So my wife called him a poopy head.
He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age

"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us
who do."