I don't think this would offend...

3 guys were looking for hotel rooms. They were a Hindu Priest, a Jewish
Rabbi and a Tele-Evangelist. They all come to this inn and the inn
keeper says I only have 2 rooms and 1 of you would have to stay in the
barn. So the Hindu Priest says "I'll sleep in the barn." So he leaves
and a few minutes later there's a knock on the door. The Hindu Priest
says "I can't sleep in the barn because there is a cow and the Cow is a
sacred animal in my religion." So the Jewish Rabbi says "I'll sleep in
the barn." A few minutes later there's another knock on the door. It's
the Jewish Rabbi and he says "I can't sleep in the barn, there's a pig
and that is not kosher." So The Tele-Evangelist says "I'll sleep in the
barn." So a few minutes later there's another knock on the door. It's
the cow and the pig.
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Jay Calderwood
http://www.jaycalderwood.net/blog/