If there were a manual, even one written by a woman, we would be accused of
misinterrupting it.........



"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

"brain" <brain@head.com> wrote in message
news:yQqVi.25705$NG7.3977@kovat.provo.novell.com.. .
> Now I have seen nearly everything. My SO teaches a class Friday night
> at a university here in town. Every other Friday I am without spawn.
> This Friday it turns out that along with that I had nothing to do and
> another American friend of mine (male) wanted to go out to talk.
> We go to a book store to drink beer (its a Brazilian thing).
> Translated: I didn't go to a place to pick up girls etc.
> About an hour after we were there I notice a woman giving me the eye.
> Pretty soon a waiter shows up at my table with her phone number. Later,
> when said american friend decides to take a wiz, said woman strikes up
> a bland conversation. Fifteen minutes later, we (american friend and I)
> leave. We go to another restaurante. I write a message to said woman
> that, though I enjoyed the attention (I am a graceful liar) I already
> had a girl friend and that I wasn't interested.
> Then I promplty (on automatic) screw up and send the message to my SO.
> Ok, I'm an idiot, I don't think that is news to anyone here.
> After two years together she receives a rejection message meant for
> someone else. Now I am a pig etc etc how could she have been so wrong
> etc etc? And here she thought she could trust me etc etc.
> This due to a *rejection*! Ouch.
> Not sure where I am going with this one.
> --
> brain dead.