I've set up a Brainbashers Common Answers league!
It has a highly original name of NCCI - all you need to do is quote that
if you register with Brainbashers here:

(see http://www.brainbashers.com/commonrules.asp#leagues)

"This is the curse of Jeff Murdoch. I meet the woman of my dreams and I
can't take my trousers off."