For the first time in 3 years or so...

The doctor thought I was dead... Oh nice.... Um no...

So I went and got blood tests done for a basic check up and what not...

Fast forward two weeks...

My cholesterol (The bad kind is high, the good one is low)
My stress level is ungodly high which is putting my blood pressure at
ungodly level.
I eat too much meat... I should become vegetarian. Consequently in the
last month I lost my taste for meats. Especially that I live with my
grandparents, they fry everything... Sunday's breakfast was bacon fried
in lard....
I am a prime candidate for stroke or heart attack by the time I am 30.
I need to lose more weight.

So.. He gave me a pill cocktail. (Not the kind I enjoyed as a kid)
He told me to reduce stress... I laughed asked him if he could prescribe
me a few Mob hits... He laughed and said sure.
He asked if I still smoked. Said yup, reduces stress... He laughed...
Told me he wants me to lose weight keep smoking but stop smoking a
fricken carton a week. Oh well....

I wondered why I felt like poop the last few months.



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Romey

Quote: Not now chief... I'm in the zone!!!!