6 TRUTHS OF LIFE









1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.








2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.








3. The first truth is a lie.









4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.










5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.











6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.









I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally
pee on yourself...






You hang in there sunshine, you're freakin' special...
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