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    Shakespearean Insult Kit

    Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy

    Shakespearean Insult Kit
    To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":



    Column 1 Column 2 Column 3

    artless base-court apple-john
    bawdy bat-fowling baggage
    beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
    bootless beetle-headed bladder
    churlish boil-brained boar-pig
    cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
    clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
    craven common-kissing canker-blossom
    currish crook-pated clack-dish
    dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
    dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
    droning doghearted codpiece
    errant dread-bolted death-token
    fawning earth-vexing dewberry
    fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
    froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
    frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
    gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
    goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
    gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
    impertinent fool-born gudgeon
    infectious full-gorged haggard
    jarring guts-griping harpy
    loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
    lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
    mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
    mangled hell-hated joithead
    mewling idle-headed lewdster
    paunchy ill-breeding lout
    pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
    puking knotty-pated malt-worm
    puny milk-livered mammet
    qualling motley-minded measle
    rank onion-eyed minnow
    reeky plume-plucked miscreant
    roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
    ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
    saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
    spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
    spongy rude-growing pignut
    surly rump-fed puttock
    tottering shard-borne pumpion
    unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
    vain spur-galled scut
    venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
    villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
    warped tickle-brained varlet
    wayward toad-spotted vassal
    weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
    yeasty weather-bitten wagtail

  2. #2
    Matthew NNTP User

    Re: Shakespearean Insult Kit

    Sewermonger wrote:
    > Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy
    >
    > Shakespearean Insult Kit
    > To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
    > three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":
    >
    >
    >
    > Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
    >
    > artless base-court apple-john
    > bawdy bat-fowling baggage
    > beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
    > bootless beetle-headed bladder
    > churlish boil-brained boar-pig
    > cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
    > clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
    > craven common-kissing canker-blossom
    > currish crook-pated clack-dish
    > dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
    > dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
    > droning doghearted codpiece
    > errant dread-bolted death-token
    > fawning earth-vexing dewberry
    > fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
    > froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
    > frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
    > gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
    > goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
    > gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
    > impertinent fool-born gudgeon
    > infectious full-gorged haggard
    > jarring guts-griping harpy
    > loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
    > lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
    > mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
    > mangled hell-hated joithead
    > mewling idle-headed lewdster
    > paunchy ill-breeding lout
    > pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
    > puking knotty-pated malt-worm
    > puny milk-livered mammet
    > qualling motley-minded measle
    > rank onion-eyed minnow
    > reeky plume-plucked miscreant
    > roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
    > ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
    > saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
    > spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
    > spongy rude-growing pignut
    > surly rump-fed puttock
    > tottering shard-borne pumpion
    > unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
    > vain spur-galled scut
    > venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
    > villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
    > warped tickle-brained varlet
    > wayward toad-spotted vassal
    > weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
    > yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
    >
    >


    goatish rump-fed pignut

    --
    Matthew - The Great System Tyrant
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    http://www.mattography.net/
    http://www.matthewdgood.com/
    http://www.systemtyrant.com/

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    Re: Shakespearean Insult Kit

    Beslubbering! I love it!

    "Sewermonger" <Sewermonger@no-mx.forums.novell.com> wrote in message
    news:Sewermonger.35t31z@no-mx.forums.novell.com...
    >
    > Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy
    >
    > Shakespearean Insult Kit
    > To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
    > three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":
    >
    >
    >
    > Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
    >
    > artless base-court apple-john
    > bawdy bat-fowling baggage
    > beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
    > bootless beetle-headed bladder
    > churlish boil-brained boar-pig
    > cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
    > clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
    > craven common-kissing canker-blossom
    > currish crook-pated clack-dish
    > dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
    > dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
    > droning doghearted codpiece
    > errant dread-bolted death-token
    > fawning earth-vexing dewberry
    > fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
    > froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
    > frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
    > gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
    > goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
    > gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
    > impertinent fool-born gudgeon
    > infectious full-gorged haggard
    > jarring guts-griping harpy
    > loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
    > lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
    > mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
    > mangled hell-hated joithead
    > mewling idle-headed lewdster
    > paunchy ill-breeding lout
    > pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
    > puking knotty-pated malt-worm
    > puny milk-livered mammet
    > qualling motley-minded measle
    > rank onion-eyed minnow
    > reeky plume-plucked miscreant
    > roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
    > ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
    > saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
    > spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
    > spongy rude-growing pignut
    > surly rump-fed puttock
    > tottering shard-borne pumpion
    > unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
    > vain spur-galled scut
    > venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
    > villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
    > warped tickle-brained varlet
    > wayward toad-spotted vassal
    > weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
    > yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
    >
    >
    > --
    > Sewermonger
    > ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    > Sewermonger's Profile: http://forums.novell.com/member.php?userid=63
    > View this thread: http://forums.novell.com/showthread.php?t=314724
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    Re: Shakespearean Insult Kit

    beslubbering sheep-biting puttock! Your mother was a hamster and your
    father smells of elderberry! ;o)

    "Matthew" <"system[remove]tyrant"@g[ee]mail.com> wrote in message
    news:A6zzj.7649$Ec7.6689@kovat.provo.novell.com...
    > Sewermonger wrote:
    >> Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy
    >>
    >> Shakespearean Insult Kit
    >> To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
    >> three columns below, and preface it with "Thou": Column 1
    >> Column 2 Column 3 artless base-court
    >> apple-john bawdy bat-fowling baggage beslubbering
    >> beef-witted barnacle bootless beetle-headed
    >> bladder churlish boil-brained boar-pig cockered
    >> clapper-clawed bugbear clouted clay-brained
    >> bum-bailey craven common-kissing canker-blossom currish
    >> crook-pated clack-dish dankish dismal-dreaming
    >> clotpole dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb droning
    >> doghearted codpiece errant dread-bolted
    >> death-token fawning earth-vexing dewberry fobbing
    >> elf-skinned flap-dragon froward fat-kidneyed
    >> flax-wench frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill gleeking
    >> flap-mouthed foot-licker goatish fly-bitten
    >> fustilarian gorbellied folly-fallen giglet impertinent
    >> fool-born gudgeon infectious full-gorged
    >> haggard jarring guts-griping harpy loggerheaded
    >> half-faced hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted
    >> horn-beast mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled
    >> hell-hated joithead mewling idle-headed
    >> lewdster paunchy ill-breeding lout
    >> pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking
    >> knotty-pated malt-worm puny milk-livered
    >> mammet qualling motley-minded measle
    >> rank onion-eyed minnow reeky
    >> plume-plucked miscreant roguish pottle-deep
    >> moldwarp ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
    >> saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook spleeny
    >> rough-hewn pigeon-egg
    >> spongy rude-growing pignut
    >> surly rump-fed puttock tottering
    >> shard-borne pumpion unmuzzled sheep-biting
    >> ratsbane vain spur-galled scut venomed
    >> swag-bellied skainsmate villainous tardy-gaited
    >> strumpet warped tickle-brained varlet wayward
    >> toad-spotted vassal weedy unchin-snouted
    >> whey-face yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
    >>
    >>

    >
    > goatish rump-fed pignut
    >
    > --
    > Matthew - The Great System Tyrant
    > --------------------------------------
    > http://www.mattography.net/
    > http://www.matthewdgood.com/
    > http://www.systemtyrant.com/




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    Re: Shakespearean Insult Kit

    The return of Olde English. Shaun may even like it if I dont' abuse the apostrophe

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    Re: Shakespearean Insult Kit

    Oh yeah. Well, Fluffy, you get a light tap for misplacing the one below,
    but that's a less heinous crime than confusing plural and possessive. That
    gets me volcanic. Does Shaun react that way, too?

    "Sewermonger" <Sewermonger@no-mx.forums.novell.com> wrote in message
    news:Sewermonger.35t6as@no-mx.forums.novell.com...
    >
    > The return of Olde English. Shaun may even like it if I *dont' * abuse
    > the apostrophe
    >
    >
    > --
    > Sewermonger
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    > Sewermonger's Profile: http://forums.novell.com/member.php?userid=63
    > View this thread: http://forums.novell.com/showthread.php?t=314724
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    Re: Shakespearean Insult Kit

    He will, at times, show his displeasure at my intentional " ' " misuse of the ignoble apostrophe

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    JT NNTP User

    Re: Shakespearean Insult Kit

    Python reference ,,, nice! Shut your festering gob you twit, your kind
    really makes me puke you toffey nosed malodorous pervert
    "Mary Wood" <naomi37@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    newsgzzj.7655$Ec7.1299@kovat.provo.novell.com...
    > beslubbering sheep-biting puttock! Your mother was a hamster and your
    > father smells of elderberry! ;o)
    >
    > "Matthew" <"system[remove]tyrant"@g[ee]mail.com> wrote in message
    > news:A6zzj.7649$Ec7.6689@kovat.provo.novell.com...
    >> Sewermonger wrote:
    >>> Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy
    >>>
    >>> Shakespearean Insult Kit
    >>> To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
    >>> three columns below, and preface it with "Thou": Column 1 Column 2
    >>> Column 3 artless base-court apple-john bawdy
    >>> bat-fowling baggage beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
    >>> bootless beetle-headed bladder churlish
    >>> boil-brained boar-pig cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
    >>> clouted clay-brained bum-bailey craven
    >>> common-kissing canker-blossom currish crook-pated
    >>> clack-dish dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole dissembling
    >>> dizzy-eyed coxcomb droning doghearted codpiece errant
    >>> dread-bolted death-token fawning earth-vexing
    >>> dewberry fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon froward
    >>> fat-kidneyed flax-wench frothy fen-sucked
    >>> flirt-gill gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker goatish
    >>> fly-bitten fustilarian gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
    >>> impertinent fool-born gudgeon infectious full-gorged
    >>> haggard jarring guts-griping harpy loggerheaded
    >>> half-faced hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted
    >>> horn-beast mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled
    >>> hell-hated joithead mewling idle-headed lewdster
    >>> paunchy ill-breeding lout
    >>> pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking knotty-pated
    >>> malt-worm puny milk-livered mammet qualling
    >>> motley-minded measle
    >>> rank onion-eyed minnow reeky plume-plucked
    >>> miscreant roguish pottle-deep moldwarp ruttish
    >>> pox-marked mumble-news saucy reeling-ripe
    >>> nut-hook spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
    >>> spongy rude-growing pignut
    >>> surly rump-fed puttock tottering shard-borne
    >>> pumpion unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane vain
    >>> spur-galled scut venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
    >>> villainous tardy-gaited strumpet warped
    >>> tickle-brained varlet wayward toad-spotted vassal weedy
    >>> unchin-snouted whey-face yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
    >>>
    >>>

    >>
    >> goatish rump-fed pignut
    >>
    >> --
    >> Matthew - The Great System Tyrant
    >> --------------------------------------
    >> http://www.mattography.net/
    >> http://www.matthewdgood.com/
    >> http://www.systemtyrant.com/

    >
    >




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    Re: Shakespearean Insult Kit

    Jt,

    one word mis-spelled there, but the original would have resulted in the
    message being deleted

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    Shaun Pond



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    Re: Shakespearean Insult Kit

    Now go away or will taunt you a second time!

    JT wrote:
    > Python reference ,,, nice! Shut your festering gob you twit, your kind
    > really makes me puke you toffey nosed malodorous pervert
    > "Mary Wood" <naomi37@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > newsgzzj.7655$Ec7.1299@kovat.provo.novell.com...
    >> beslubbering sheep-biting puttock! Your mother was a hamster and your
    >> father smells of elderberry! ;o)
    >>
    >> "Matthew" <"system[remove]tyrant"@g[ee]mail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:A6zzj.7649$Ec7.6689@kovat.provo.novell.com...
    >>> Sewermonger wrote:
    >>>> Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy
    >>>>
    >>>> Shakespearean Insult Kit
    >>>> To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
    >>>> three columns below, and preface it with "Thou": Column 1 Column 2
    >>>> Column 3 artless base-court apple-john bawdy
    >>>> bat-fowling baggage beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
    >>>> bootless beetle-headed bladder churlish
    >>>> boil-brained boar-pig cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
    >>>> clouted clay-brained bum-bailey craven
    >>>> common-kissing canker-blossom currish crook-pated
    >>>> clack-dish dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole dissembling
    >>>> dizzy-eyed coxcomb droning doghearted codpiece errant
    >>>> dread-bolted death-token fawning earth-vexing
    >>>> dewberry fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon froward
    >>>> fat-kidneyed flax-wench frothy fen-sucked
    >>>> flirt-gill gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker goatish
    >>>> fly-bitten fustilarian gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
    >>>> impertinent fool-born gudgeon infectious full-gorged
    >>>> haggard jarring guts-griping harpy loggerheaded
    >>>> half-faced hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted
    >>>> horn-beast mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled
    >>>> hell-hated joithead mewling idle-headed lewdster
    >>>> paunchy ill-breeding lout
    >>>> pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking knotty-pated
    >>>> malt-worm puny milk-livered mammet qualling
    >>>> motley-minded measle
    >>>> rank onion-eyed minnow reeky plume-plucked
    >>>> miscreant roguish pottle-deep moldwarp ruttish
    >>>> pox-marked mumble-news saucy reeling-ripe
    >>>> nut-hook spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
    >>>> spongy rude-growing pignut
    >>>> surly rump-fed puttock tottering shard-borne
    >>>> pumpion unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane vain
    >>>> spur-galled scut venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
    >>>> villainous tardy-gaited strumpet warped
    >>>> tickle-brained varlet wayward toad-spotted vassal weedy
    >>>> unchin-snouted whey-face yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>> goatish rump-fed pignut
    >>>
    >>> --
    >>> Matthew - The Great System Tyrant
    >>> --------------------------------------
    >>> http://www.mattography.net/
    >>> http://www.matthewdgood.com/
    >>> http://www.systemtyrant.com/

    >>

    >
    >


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