First we had Winframe. Cool. Then Metaframe. Ok. Then Metaframe XP
which was actually Metaframe 2.0. Weird... but that's fine. Then
Presentation Server. Where did that come from? Whatever, the product

And now... introducing...

Citrix XenApp. I have three words, beginning with the letters W, T, and F.

"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do."