I'm kind of excited - I get my new toes on the 17th. Well, I'm told
they'll *feel* new, even though they're the same old. Having bone spurs
removed from the bases of both big toes, and a titanium implant in the
"bad" one if it looks bad enough at the time.

Nothing to compare with the famed "knees" but I'm certainly looking
forward to not having my dang feet hurt so bad all the time. And maybe
I'll get to wear cute shoes again! Who wants to go dancin'?!