As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors.
He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he
had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and
duvet cover, the whole works. He ate, drank and slept

On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation
to go to a tractor factory nearby and test-drive a brand
new tractor. His excitement was incredible as he told his
family and friends.

The great day came and he went to the factory for the
test-drive. Unfortunately something went terribly wrong
with the tractor when Joe was driving it and it flipped
over, trapping and breaking Joe's leg and fracturing his
skull. He was so upset and tried to sue the tractor company
for negligence.

But the company would have none of it and told him there
was no liability and he could get lost!

You can imagine he was put off of tractors after this and
vowed to shed them from his life completely and forever.
All the posters came down, the toys were given away -
tractors were GONE.

Many years later, Joe went into a bar for a drink. Inside,
the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but through it
he saw a beautiful girl seated at the bar on her own.

Tears were streaming down her face.

Joe asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke
was making her eyes sting and stream with tears.

With that, Joe looked around and then took a huge breath,
sucking in all the smoke.

He then walked outside into the car park and blew all the
smoke out again.

He goes back into the bar where the air is now clear and
sweet and sits down next to the girl.

"That was amazing!" she said, "How did you do that?"

"No problem", said Joe,

(Wait for it)

)it's almost hear....

"I'm an ex-tractor fan"