So I like heard this commercial on the radio about something called

So like it's supposed to help you have rapid weight-loss and stuff.

The premise being that "according to SOME doctors", you have "up to 25
lbs" of stuff sitting around in the lining of your colon.

Now, obviously this is a scam, but seriously, if you have 25 lbs of
stuff sitting around in your colon, I think you may need some Metamucil
or prune juice or something.