So I was talking with this systems manager about moving to Microsoft (since they say it's the worldwide standard and we should conform, that it'll save us money).

He says "how many servers do you have at each office?"

I reply "One". He gets a strange look on his face.

He says "how many email servers do you have?".

I reply "It runs off the one server". His eyes get big.

He says "Where do you run your backups?".

I reply "off the one server". He's confused and stops asking questions.

I ask "How much money are you going to save us?".

He replies "um".

I ask "How many people do you have running your systems".

He replies "10..... how many do you have?".

I return with a smile "one, and you're looking at him".