I became confused when I heard these terms which reference the word

Internal Revenue 'Service' U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' T.V.
'Service' Civil 'Service' City & County Public 'Service' Customer 'Service'
and 'Service' Stations

This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two
farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few
cows. BAM!!! It all came into perspective. I now understand what all those
'service' agencies are doing to us.

I hope you are as enlightened as I am.

Frank McCallister