Had to post this, apologies if you've seen it already.

Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test
system in a large publicly-held company. Periodically I would receive a
call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot
their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look
up their password and unlock the system for them and they would go on
their merry way.

One day I received a call from a young lady who was in just such a
predicament. I looked up her password and informed her that it was
DOME and, just to be playful, told her the price for me being
gracious enough to unlock her sign-on was an explanation of the meaning
of her password.

She became very embarrassed over the phone and pleaded that she could
never reveal her secret. I of course replied that I would not give her
system access until she did. After negotiating for several minutes she
finally acquiesced but made me promise to never reveal her password
meaning to any of her colleagues to which I gladly agreed.

Well, what does it mean?, I asked.

She hesitated and then replied, Its two words.