okay - who's ended up in the ER geeking a 'puter?

Danni pimped me out - fix her bosses home computer - it was virused.
Danni got home, I went to work, removed the tamper seal, tried to get
the side panel off ... it was stuck. Okay, screwdriver in the gap,
loosen it.... turn screwdriver, panel move, panel fall, panel impale my
foot .......

me: ouch ouch ouch .......
the missus: what did you do ?
me: Honey - I've got a friggin hole in my foot ......
the missus: Don't bleed on the carpet you retard .....
the missus: what hole ? You're not bleeding .....
<< spreads toes
The missus: Oh **** - you need stitches ......

Got to the ER - hi, whats up - I need some stitches .... you sure? yes.

Nurses check the wound, oooooh and arrrr ..... doc comes in - wants an
xray to check if anything broken. Eye roll, nothing broken - just have
this hole in my foot. Get wheelchaired over to radiology .... no one in
radiology ....90 minutes later .... oh ... you're here? Nurse had
dropped me there, hadn't told anyone in radiology I was there .......

finally get x-ray'd - what a surprise - no fracture, okay - Novocaine
in the foot, stitches, dressing ...


So, how have you hurt yourself geeking ?