I'd like to congratulate the team I like to think of as the A.L. version
of the Cubs, the Boston Red Sox, on defeating the Los Angeles Angels of
Anaheim in Los Angeles County in the State of California Formerly Known
As the California Angels.

Now go on and beat the Rays!

(BTW, I'm done being a Cubs fan. Screw it. I'm gonna be a Red Sox fan.
At least they don't get swept in the !@#%@!$% Division Series two
years in a row.)

"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us
who do."