Lot of times I'm thinking I'd have a more fun job if it wasn't for my

I love it when the ask me to restore (actually they always ask me to
reinstate) a file, but can't remember the file name or the path it
should be located.

"It might be called something like this, or maybe that, I don't
remember, I just *need* to get it back asap."

<bangs head on desk>