Twice in the last two days I've heard different people on the street say, "Ugh, I could care less."

I wanted to walk up to them and say, "Oh, really? So you still care a little bit? Is that what you're trying to say? Are you sure about that?"

How about, "I couldn't care less." That indicates that you don't care, not even in the slightest, little bit.

Please people, try to get it right next time.

Thank you.

Class is now dismissed.
<sigh> <walking away shaking head>
Our society is just doomed.