I've been invited to play Golf with the bosses.
I get preferred treatment at all the best restaurants.
I haven't paid for a movie ticket.
All the best looking girls throw themselves at me.
I get offered free stuff from companies constantly.
Steve Jobs called me to see how my Mac was doing.
People bow to me when I walk.
I even get pushed ahead in the drive through line at McDonalds.

You know all that stuff is nice, but what's really awesome is the
migraine I get from looking at really small fonts. Luckily I discovered
how to zoom the display.

Now that I'm part of the elitist group I must snub you all.

(psst. I've got a bottle of whiskey. Lets all get smashed and make fun
of rich people.)