Why does this stuff only happen to me?

My parents are here visiting so I bought a new phone chip so they could
have a telephone. I was handed about ten to choose from. I chose a
number with no 1s in it to possibly get a number that spells something.

I went to one of those web sites where you type in your number and they
spit out all the words that your number spells. I ended up with this:

x I DO KIDS. >(