An ********** ventriloquist visiting *** ******* walks into a small village
and sees a local sitting on his verandah patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to a local ,
'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager (K***): 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid A*****.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

K*** (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And
takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

K***: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

K***: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

K***: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me
down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements..'

K***: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

K***: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a *****n' liar.


Simon Bolingbroke
(To quote NCCI ~ Do you remember him? ;-)