What the heck is it about .Net 4 updates that take freaking forever. It
doesn't matter if it's XP on a single core CPU or Win 7 on a quad core
with 12 gig of ram. They take a ridiculous amount of time compared to
other windows updates.

I'm pretty sure I can install IE9 faster than an update for .Net 4. I'm
not talking about installing .Net 4 itself, but patches for it.