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1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named

April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?



2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches

tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?



3.. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain

in the world?



4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three

feet by four feet?



5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?



6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in

the summer. How is this possible?



7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden

leg. Why not?



8. What was the President's Name in 1975?



9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd

place, what place would you be in now?



10.. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or

"The yolk of the egg is white"?



11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the

other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in

another field?





















































Here are the Answers :



1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named

April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?



Answer: Johnny of course



2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches

tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?



Answer: Meat.



3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain

in the world?



Answer: Mt. Everest ; it just wasn't discovered yet.



4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three

feet by four feet?



Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.



5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?



Answer: Incorrectly



6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in

the summer. How is this possible?



Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere



7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden

leg. Why not?



Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera

to take pictures.



8. What was the President's Name in 1975?



Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama.



9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd

place, what place would you be in now?



Answer: You would be in 2nd.. Well, you passed the person in second

place, not first.



10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The

yolk of the egg is white"?



Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.



11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the

other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in

another field?



Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become

one big stack.



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