Could someone please tell me how to get rid of these stupid "Invalid
handle" errors?

I've looked through the past posts and as far as I can tell, I need a patch
or two (I'm running version 2.0 build 0727). The only problem is I can't
find any stink'n patches for this product!

By the way, I've made the change to MaxDBSize (It's set to 20) and the
files in my "kernel" folder are dated 11/24/2004.

Also, Automatic Update says I'm up to date.